Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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