I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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