honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
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