everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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