You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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