How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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