So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Randomize
