Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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