so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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