that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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