you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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