My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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