Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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