I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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