whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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