erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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