You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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