try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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