you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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