I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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