sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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