just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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