Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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