We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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