I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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