so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
my sisters under your porch take her home
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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