I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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