are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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