I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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