Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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