Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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