like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
third nipple confirmed
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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