just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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