I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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