I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
there is puke in my bra ... again
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