Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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