Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
smell my finger.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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