I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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