I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
is wine microwaveable?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Randomize
