I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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