omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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