Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
