Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
