champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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