If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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