Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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