kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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