he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
third nipple confirmed
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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