ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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