i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
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Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
where are my eyebrows?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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